A 37mm Gatling type cannon could in the right hands solve a lot of modern traffic problems. However, I would prefer a Ma Deuce so I would never have to repent.
It's nice knowing that a forward air controller has strike missions lined up to swoop in and blast the people who are making your day into a fine red mist - then fried with napalm (cleansing agent).
Sadly, it's not politically correct to do that here in the Land of the Free/Home of the Brave. BUT it doesn't mean that you can't yearn for that solution.
That would come in handy during rush hour. Some people need a little more persuasion to get out of the way.
ReplyDeleteI could use one several times a day ... okay, I have to go repent now.
ReplyDelete:^)
A 37mm Gatling type cannon could in the right hands solve a lot of modern traffic problems.
ReplyDeleteHowever, I would prefer a Ma Deuce so I would never have to repent.
It's nice knowing that a forward air controller has strike missions lined up to swoop in and blast the people who are making your day into a fine red mist - then fried with napalm (cleansing agent).
ReplyDeleteSadly, it's not politically correct to do that here in the Land of the Free/Home of the Brave. BUT it doesn't mean that you can't yearn for that solution.
Being semi retired, and having a "retired" day, spent the day doing what I wanted. Most relaxing.
ReplyDeleteNothin' says "HELLO!!!" like a 30mm Cannon first thing in the mornin'!! :)
ReplyDeleteJess- Especially when the idjits slow down to look up at Marine One... sigh...
ReplyDeleteRev- After you :-D
Roger- LOL
LL- TRUE!!!
WSF- Shaddap... :-)
eia- It'd sure make the commute easy!
I would SO trade my Cessna in for one of those.
ReplyDeleteI can just see Old NFO now....
ReplyDeleteGet out of my way!
BRAAAAAP!
MOVE IT!
BRAAAAAP!
If you're only going 55 GET OUT OF THE LEFT LANE!
BRAAAAAP!
BRAAAAAP!
:-)
I like that one;)
ReplyDeleteAs the saying goes, "There ain't many troubles a man can't fix, with seven-hunnert dollars and a thirty-seven mm Gatling type cannon..."
ReplyDelete"No problem that can't be cured by the proper application of high explosives"
ReplyDelete-William W. Hughes
"Most human problems can be solved by an appropriate charge of high explosives"
- Blaster, from Uncommon Valor